| tickety-tock... closer to midnight! What creatures enter then, stirring fright?
 Walliguts?  Onswats?  Forats?  Pigglers?
 Or maybe Snorufers, Booderputs, and Dekaburg Wigglers?
 Oh what horrors to be seen!
 What claws and teeth and ever so keen
 beedy eyes will appear between
 the shadows and the dark!
 Alas, midnight!  Run for the hills!
 Run, you fool, 'fore your blood on this floor spills!
 A slash, a gash, perhaps an itchy rash
 will upon your thin skin appear!
 A bloodcurdling scream in the night that
 only in their dreams will they hear!
 And then come morning, wide-eyed and awake
 they'll gaze at your body swearing some snake,
 some rare poisonous creature
 gobbled (but spat) you up ('cause you're sour
 probably due to lack of a shower)
 or did something to give you that froze facial feature!
 
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