Recent Ponderables
by Alan Harris
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No ego is too big for a license plate. |
| Clichés certainly take it on the chin. |
| Was yesterday's forever a day longer than today's? |
| Dandelions bring comic relief to the more serious lawns. |
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Gather together several hundred million people, most of whom are irritated, and you have America. |
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You know it's going to be a bad day when you look at the bathroom mirror and there's nobody there. |
| Cities happen. |
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I don't know what happens after death. I don't even know what happens in Cincinnati. |
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If it weren't for life, a lot of things would be harder to do. |
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To learn what a penny is worth, throw it away and list the things you can no longer buy. |
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While some search for the Holy Grail, others search for a good buy on plastic cups. |
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Perhaps the airlines hire men with deep, confident voices and teach them how to fly. |
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In education, whatever helps, helps. Whatever doesn't, is flapdoodle. |
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Trusting the universe might be easier if we could find it. |