Internet Loversby John PillsburyTold her he had curly hair but was bald as bald can be He told her he was an oil man and nobody's fool Actually he was a janitor at the middle school She sent him a picture cut from a magazine And from that picture- the prettiest girl he'd seen She said she weighed 120- she actually weighed 310 Thought if she had to meet him she'd start a diet then They chatted on the internet- told all the lies above Pretty soon the two of them were hopelessly in love When on the internet he called himself john wayne While her internet name was lovely lois lane He claimed he lived in TEXAS- she said Iowa Every time they planned to meet there was something in the way Though they didn't know it they lived in the same town And every time they'd meet they'd put each other down Because of his small size she called him a little wimp And because of her massiveness he called her the goodyear blimp They were hostile to each other- as mean as they could get The two soul mate lovers on the internet |
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